Booze, Boobs, and... a Bottle?

What a way to start the New Year.

I slept all throughout New Year's Eve. What the hell, it was raining all night so there were no fireworks. New Year's Day was different though. When I woke up in the morning, everybody was still merry-making, so I had booze for breakfast, booze for lunch, and still, booze for dinner. In short, I was drunk the whole day.

My cousins and I were already near death due to alcohol when my friends arrived, making the early evening a lot more hell than I expected. More beer and wine arrived and since we live by the beach we danced under the coconut trees and rolled over the sandy shores. The moon was already shining, and by the bonfire we played nasty parlor games which led us to licking each others skin via tequila shots. Hehe. I, not being able to take a day's worth of intoxication, stood up and went inside our house, trying to look for a glass of water. What I didn't notice was that someone followed me.

Let's just call him Dick.

Dick's a good friend, although he has this keen eye for girls who have big boobs. And upon seeing me alone in the kitchen wearing only a two-piece bikini, his mouth watered. "Hey Dick-o, you're drunk." I reminded him.

"The hell do I care." He smiled. "You're drunk as well."

Then he moved towards me and took me to a dark corner of the kitchen. There he began to wet my lips with his, which I found utterly sweet. I wasn't able to help myself but kiss him back, my mouth already drooling with saliva. Dick then ran his lips down to me neck and upon reaching me boobies, he suckered on them like a hungry baby. "Oh Dick-oo... oh shit.. Dick... awwww shit Dick please...." I was already moaning.

"You like that? You like that, baby?" He uttered repeatedly. God this guy knows how to do his job well, and I love it! "I love your boobies baby... mmmmmmm..."

I was soo wet then, and I soon felt his fingers running over my clit. "Fuck me Dick-o... fuck me with your dick... please...."

He untied my bikini, and then all of sudden I felt something hard pumping inside me. It was really hard and I did my signature bump-and-grind to feel more of the action. I felt something weird though, as his wanker was in way... ice cold. But it added a tingling sensation and with the heat I felt, I easily reached my climax. "Oh God Dick-o... I'm coming... I'm coming.... I'm coming!!!!!!"

When I opened my eyes Dick was smiling at me, ready to laugh. "Goodness, you came on Bud?!"

Bud? Aw shit! I saw a beer bottle filled with my cum on top. Dick licked the top of the bottle and sipped on the beer. "Your cum tastes good with beer though. Cheers!"